He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
what day is it and did you see me today?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
