I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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