I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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