Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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