talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
His nipple licking is glorious
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