I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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