just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
