Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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