i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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