i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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