I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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