HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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