yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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