I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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