I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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