Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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