my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Randomize
