Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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