sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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