You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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