I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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