Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Girls should come with a carfax report
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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