on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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