im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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