Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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