Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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