doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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