Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
you will always have a special place in my vag
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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