Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize