why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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