I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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