just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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