you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
