He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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