i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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