I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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