Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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