She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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