Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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