wat bout pragnant strippers??
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dicks are not precious.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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