But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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