hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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