Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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