That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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