69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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