Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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