hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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