Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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