Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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