So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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