I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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