i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
