They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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