I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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