Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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